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Name that turtle!

| Monday, May 17, 2004 | 5:55 PM

What's My Name?

I got a turtle! But I haven't got a name... and I need some help. I've received a number of suggestions... some good ("Ron Santo") some not so good (Every variation of anything even remotely related to The Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles). So... any suggestions? Note that the following names are not appreciated: New York Yankees players, former girlfriends or roommates, names that I can not repeat to my grandmother, or names that call into question my sexual orientation. That is all. Also, my turtle rules.

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Adam

| Monday, May 17, 2004 | 6:08 PM

How about skippy? You can skip him/her across the water.

Tuuk

| Monday, May 17, 2004 | 6:18 PM

I've always liked the name Mittens.

jplant

| Monday, May 17, 2004 | 6:28 PM

i'm sticking with "corey patterson".

Marie

| Monday, May 17, 2004 | 6:41 PM

Did you know that turtles can pass Salmonella poison? I had a turtlr and I got rid of it because I freaked out when I heard that!!

So, for a name, how about Reagan? Get it, Ron and Reagan (Ronald Reagan)!!!

Comic book guy

| Monday, May 17, 2004 | 7:06 PM

Worst.
Suggestion.
Ever.

pcg

| Monday, May 17, 2004 | 9:08 PM

Speedy Gonzalez? (Am I the only one who thinks the turtle looks Mexican?)

Adam

| Monday, May 17, 2004 | 10:09 PM

He does look like he could use a siesta...

Optocoupler

| Tuesday, May 18, 2004 | 9:07 AM

How about Yorgi or Balki from Perfect Strangers

joel

| Tuesday, May 18, 2004 | 11:38 AM

If, indeed, it's a Mexican turtle, you could name him "tortuga" for "turtle", or "tortugita" for "little turtle". Although both of those names kinda suck.

Otherwise, Finchy.

DINO

| Tuesday, May 18, 2004 | 1:06 PM

I have always been fond of Stewart, Simon, and Farquaad. On the mexican theme, try Don Tortuga (It just sounds more classy), or atasco de la perla ("Pearl Jam"), although atasco sounds alot like 'a taco'...
Perhaps, 'habitante del agua', or Habi for short...

jonathan

| Tuesday, May 18, 2004 | 1:31 PM

Mr. Randy Jim-bob Crankypants

Christa

| Wednesday, May 19, 2004 | 4:57 PM

Go with Ned.

AK

| Sunday, January 23, 2005 | 7:16 PM

What do you think of TurtleFace?

NOSexpe®t

| Wednesday, July 06, 2005 | 5:15 PM

hi, turtle freak :) Im also a owner of a water turtle (2 pseudemys nelsoni)
think you got a psuedemys there ;)
Good luck with it, treat it well
If you got questions email me > glenn_vc@g-unit.com its my real adress ;)

Mel

| Saturday, November 05, 2005 | 12:43 AM

How about Yurdle the turtle

sarah

| Monday, November 21, 2005 | 12:48 PM

fred

chloe

| Saturday, May 27, 2006 | 6:10 PM

Hi there! what a cute turtle you have. I used to have a florida cooter named Nero and I kinda missed him.
So, good luck and hope you can find him a better name.

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