Another Grand Experiment

| Tuesday, January 22, 2008 | 12:10 AM

I always felt like Gilligan, dreaming up a brand new plan.

So... I came up with another one of my bright ideas, and last Friday I put it into action. The idea was pretty simple: I bet I could be more productive at work if I dressed like a productive worker. In my mind, the model of a productive worker was something like an accountant. In my mind, something like an accountant wore something like dressy pants, a shirt, and a tie.

The verdict: Not a success. Not surprisingly, it took me a lot longer to get ready in what I generously still consider the "morning", I lost some time straightening my shirt repeatedly, fixing my tie, and generally being uncomfortable. I also stood around the coffee pot waiting for fellow co-workers to appear, so that we could discuss the most recent local sporting event. ["I say, the most recent sporting event was quite unfavorable for our side."]

I'm going to have to give it a bit more thought, and perhaps I'll revisit this idea with a slightly altered approach.

rusty

| Tuesday, January 22, 2008 | 2:33 AM

im just going to assume you're not wearing pants in this picture.

jplant

| Tuesday, January 22, 2008 | 6:12 AM

we were all at the coffee pot at ~8:30am. where were you?

Rob Friggin' Brandt

| Tuesday, January 22, 2008 | 7:57 AM

Um. So do most productive, tie-wearing, shirt-having, coffee-drinking, and short-hair-sporting people have a 11 o'clock shadow as well?

Or is that the metrosexual way to wear your face now-a-days? I've never been one to know what is trendy (as you can tell from... well... just look at me!). Are you growing a beard? Are you going to be beard guy? The whole look is borderline frightening, you look so serious and efficient, but the stubble just goes the extra mile in throwing me. Stop doing that. Shave the beard, put on sweatpants over your thong and a T-shirt with an 80's reference and get back to work.

nikkiwarren

| Tuesday, January 22, 2008 | 9:17 AM

so when did u get to be so good looking paca??? I agree with rob's comment...Get comfy and more work will get done...

Max

| Tuesday, January 22, 2008 | 11:21 AM

Fun experiment.

I think you should give some alternatives a shot and then compare:
- Full suit, but with a proper shave
- Speedo
- Clown suit
- Hugh Hefner robe
- Water cooler costume
- Khakis with a pink dress shirt and alligator vest

Selena

| Tuesday, January 22, 2008 | 2:51 PM

Exactly, WTF? this experiment didn't work? I would have thought dressing in the least comfortable clothes possible would for sure have helped you get more work done.

Ron

| Tuesday, January 22, 2008 | 9:34 PM

Rob: I am currently a beard guy.

Adam

| Wednesday, January 23, 2008 | 9:59 PM

Keep the birds out of your beard. You may not be able to remove them.

jay

| Thursday, January 24, 2008 | 9:18 AM

Did you work on any TPS Reports while in costume? If you had, I'm guessing that you would've tapped into a great and terrible power.

Kristin

| Thursday, January 24, 2008 | 3:00 PM

With the beard, you look just like "Evil Ron" from the Wii game you kids enjoy so much.

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